Thursday, June 24, 2010

Edward Cullen vs. Jacob Black

So, I got an idea of blogging about this from Nuffnang.

Technically, I'm a Malaysian but I'm not living in Malaysia at the moment, thus, I cannot join this contest lor D:

It's such a cool contest and it sure attracted a lot of Malaysians' hearts because HELLO!! It is "The Twilight Saga" we are talking about!

In this case, we are focusing on the two male leads, Edward Cullen played by Robert Pattinson and Jacob Black potrayed by Taylor Lautner.

I was looking through the comments the nuffnangers left..and I think there's a fair share of winning between Edward and Jacob.

But, I am indefinitely in TEAM EDWARD!!

Wait. TEAM EDWARD FOR THE WIN!! ^_^v

And that concludes why I prefer Edward Cullen. Ok, bye.

HAHAHA! JUST KIDDING. I am SO not done yet. Bear in mind that these are my personal opinions and I'm sorry in advance to those who are offended.

People like or maybe ♥ Jacob Black because of his..

Man. This is so predictable.

One. Jacob Black is hot. He has a smexy body. He has nice muscles. Have you seen those abs?!?

Two. Jacob Black was there for Bella when Edward isn't. (In New Moon, Edward left her)

Three. Being with a werewolf is much more safer than a vampire.

Four. Jacob Black is so warm-hearted, outgoing and is much more "active" compared to the cold-hearted and "cool" Edward Cullen.

Five. HOT BODY! AHHHHHH! *faints* Those pecks.are.gorgeous.

AW, COME ON!! APPEARANCE? Seriously. So, does that mean one's appearance is way more important than it's personality?!?

I'm annoyed that people gave an answer like: "His body is hotter than Edward."

Well, Edward's personality is TEN time better than his! And with that, I shall give you the reasons why Edward is WAY better than Jacob Black.

One. I, personally, find him charming and good-looking. I'm not one to criticize Jacob's looks but I don't like his nose. Sorry! If you looked closely and carefully observe his face instead of HIS BODY, you would notice he actually has some flaws here and there.

Yeah. Edward has glitter all over his body and he shines in the sun. What a fag. Dude. This is like, fiction stuff! Get over it.

He has no fangs. He wears contact lenses. I'm sure he's gay.

1) First of all, does he really need fangs? I think the character will look so fake and weird with fangs. Second, if girls can wear contact lenses, so can guys. But of course you would need to be good-looking enough to pull off the colour contact lenses look. :D

2) Gay. Definitely not. Just because he sparkles in the sun doesn't mean he's gay. The only reason why people don't criticize Jacob Black is because he has a fit body that every guy dreams of. (which also explains why more guys hate Edward Cullen compared to JB)

ALSO, if Jacob Black looked the way he did back in Twilight (with super long shaggy beach hair) , do you think girls would even like him, with his shirt on?? The answer is very obvious. Not as much as now.

I remembered there was a comment stating that "Sparkly vampires in Twilight destroys the reputation of vampire folklore"

One word. FICTION?!? This is pure fiction man. If you read the novel, there would be a printing at the first few pages stating that:

"The characters potrayed in this book are ficticious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author."

Can't you guys read?!? What if I say..um for example, Megan Fox is so overrated which I think she is but I haven't complained about it like how so many guys complain about how overrated Twilight is.

You can like your TRANSFORMERS and I can like my twilight. It's just like guys liking to play online games like Dota or warcraft and us girls playing girly games like Barbie or Polly Pocket.

See the difference? Hmph!

So, back to the "Bad-reputation thingy"..

Okay. So... the image of vampires are ruined by just one author. I would say...the whole world's image is RUINED too!! Look at the world, burning stuff for no necessary reason or killing animals in order to save space...that makes and show us how low humans can be!

Isn't our reputation damaged now? Same goes to the image of vampires which I really don't care much about because as long as I like the book, I like everything about it. Unless, it's something to do with religion, then, I might have to reconsider it.

The only reason people diss Twilight is simply because they don't like it. I'm fine with that but unnecessary reasons like THESE are so intolerable.

I bet if Edward Cullen was portrayed by someone more mature-looking and more respectable like..um. Robert Downey Jr. Who would complain about him, being overrated?

No one. Exactly my point. (Ok, maybe one or two but whatever.)

You can hate Robert Pattinson for all you want, but you cannot HATE Edward Cullen. We are talking about the character here and not the real person involved! *knocks head*

Back to why Edward is much better than Jacob and of course, the bad side of the good points of Jacob. Or shall I say, the FALSE side.

Those who said that Jacob cares more about Bella obviously haven't read the book YET. Even if you have, you still don't get it. So, re-read it. And of course, UNDERSTAND!

Why did Edward left Bella? Because he don't want to see her get hurt. Don't give me that whole if-he-really-loved-her-he-shouldn't-leave-her-talk. Because, in order to love someone, you must let them be happy and safe.

Besides, if Edward didn't leave Bella, Jacob wouldn't be Bella's best friend which results in no more hot-shirtless scenes of Jacob, ey? So which one would you prefer?

Edward stay with Bella 4ever or Jacob comes into Bella's rescue (reward: lotsa shirtless scenes of JB) ??

Three, HAH! This is another total bullshit.

Being with a werewolf is equally dangerous to being with a vampire.

Vampires suck your blood; they cannot control their thirstiness for blood.

Werewolves go out of control when they get angry. Do note what Sam did to Emily's face. *Coff*

So what makes you think that being with a werewolf is safer?? The amount of danger of being with a werewolf is EQUAL to that of being with a vampire.

Four, hey, vampires are anang dead cold-blooded people okay. At least Edward can still smile and joke with Bella. He's not too shabby if you actually get to love his character more. Not to forget, he has super electrifying eyes! You know how some people communicate with their eyes? Edward's one of them.

FIVE. Jacob kissed Bella forcefully without getting her permission! How ungentlemanly okay! At least Edward waited for Bella to be his wife before they can make babies together! SEE! (So, they broke that rule in Breaking Dawn which I don't know why since I haven't read it yet but *coff* that does not affect the results in why E.C is better than J.B)

SIX. The most important reason of all and would definitely K.O. Jacob Black. Muahahaha!

Jacob Black hasn't imprinted on ANYBODY yet. Sure, he loves Bella now, but apparently, the imprinting-thingy can happen ANYTIME. So, for example, if Bella chose to be with Jacob, what happens if Jacob imprinted on somebody else one day? (It definitely won't be Bella)

Jacob will fall out love with Bella, leaving her alone to cry in dismay. And by that time, Edward would probably have moved out of Forks and found a new love. In other words, he don't want secondhand stuff.

Bella's heartbroken. In the end, the bad guy in the movie is JACOB BLACK, himself.

OH! Not to forget, Edward Cullen is loaded with money! So, Bella can marry Edward Cullen and become a rich-tai-tai from then! She don't even have to work to earn money. In this case, she gets the best of both worlds. A handsome and rich guy who loves her. :D

That is WHY I prefer Edward Cullen's character more than Jacob Black's. :)

P/S: Please don't get offended, Jacob Black's fans. I do think he has a hot body though. He may be "The One" for Bella, but nah. I think he suits being her best friend instead, like he always did since the start of the movie. :)

*Wah! So nice the picture *shiny eyes*

P/PS: Some of the Nuffnanger comments' about Edward vs. Jacob are SO funny! Here are some that I like:

Shu Run Says:
June 23rd, 2010 at 6:43 pm
I prefer Edward Cullen, the vampire over Jacob Black because come on we’ve got to admit it, who doesn’t find sparkly, indestructable, young, beautiful, immortals attractive! Being able to SPARKLE beats being furry anyday! Plus, he waited long enough for true love to appear (AWWWWWWW) – even though she turned out to be human! He also took whatever it takes to make sure Bella was safe and sound – even if it meant leaving her with Jacob Black. Team Edward? Yes.


Lim Kai Shin Says:
June 22nd, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Edward Cullen!! Why? HE SPARKLES!!!

ABAH! Can you sparkle like a diamond or not?? Anyone can be furry okay! It takes someone special to sparkle!!

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